We all know a few reasons why beer is good, well here’s 42!
| 1. You can enjoy a BEER all month. 2. BEER stains wash out. 3. You don’t have to wine and dine a BEER. 4. Your BEER will always wait patiently for you in the car. 5. When BEER goes flat you toss it out. 6. BEER is never late. 7. HANGOVERS go away. 8. A BEER doesn’t get jealous when you grab another BEER. 9. BEER labels come off without a fight. 10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a BEER. 11. BEER never has a headache. 12. After you have a BEER, the bottle is still worth a dime. 13. A BEER won’t get upset if you come home with BEER on your breath. 14. A BEER ALWAYS goes down easy. 15. You can share a BEER with your friends. 16. You always know that you are the first one to pop a BEER. 17. A BEER is always wet. 18. BEER doesn’t demand equality. 19. A BEER doesn’t care when you come. 20. You can have a BEER in public. 21. You don’t have to wash a BEER before it tastes good. 22. BEER always comes in multiples of six. |
23. BEER doesn’t mind being in the “wet spot” that IT left. 24. After you have a BEER, you’re committed to nothing other than dumping the empty bottle. 25. A BEER never costs you more than five dollars and never leaves you thirsty. 26. When your BEER is gone, you just pop another. 27. You rarely (if ever) find BEER labels on the shower curtain rod. 28. BEER looks the same in the morning. 29. BEER doesn’t look you up in a month. 30. BEER doesn’t worry about someone walking in. 31. BEER doesn’t worry about waking the kids. 32. BEER always listens and never argues. 33. BEER labels don’t go out of style every year. 34. BEER doesn’t whine, it bubbles. 35. BEER doesn’t have cold hands/feet. 36. BEER doesn’t demand legality. 37. BEER is never overweight. 38. If you change BEERs, you don’t have to pay alimony. 39. BEER won’t run off with your credit cards. 40. BEER doesn’t have a lawyer. 41. BEER doesn’t need much closet space. 42. BEER can’t give your herpes or other nasty things. |
What’s YOUR favourite reason?
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